HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her.
Listen to her. Laugh with her. Remember every event in her life, such as her birthday and wedding anniversary. Cry with her. Tell her you need her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her.
Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Praise her. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Give her cards. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. And anything else you can think of!
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up wearing only knee pads. Take care of business quickly. Have beer and pizza and don’t block the TV. That is all!