A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a recently married young couple naked in bed and about to make love. He orders the husband out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers to his wife: “Listen, this man is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck; he’s really lusting after you. Whatever he wants don’t resist him; don’t complain! Do whatever he tells you to do. Satisfy him no matter how much what he wants you to do sickens you. The man is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
“Oh no, dear, he wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear that he’s queer for men, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”