MILF? Me? Dunno!


Couple of weeks ago, a sweet fan of mine (it feels so giggling to write these words) asked me this question: “How does Doris like the title, amateur Milf?” He did that after reading our updated “About us – My Romance, His Muse, Our Marriage” page on this site.

Because of the drag of life, only today I had the chance to stumble upon his question. And I haste to answer — well, not actually hurrying but getting ready, so to say…

My initial answer is this: I don’t know!

I don’t know because MILF is a male-oriented term and this characteristic alone has my mind on guard and on study. In the first place, I have to do some research on the meanings of the term MILF.

Based on this, to the end of my written rambling here, I’ll lay down my conclusions. Am I or am I not a MILF? Do I like being called an amateur MILF? Read on to find out!

When consulting with Wikipedia, I discovered four meanings of the term MILF — the last one is ABSOLUTELY out of the question!; the second one is a movie, and I’m not a movie, am I?; remain the first and the third to deal with.

The first wiki definition of MILF refers to the slang term, exactly the one addressed to me in the aforementioned question.

“MILF, an acronym for “Mother/Mom/Mum I’d Like to Fuck”, is a common colloquial term generally regarded as vulgar when spelled out. It denotes a sexually attractive older female.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF_(slang)

Am I old? Just 47 years old. Now let’s read the wiki definition for the third meaning of the MILF — the pornographic one (as much as I’d prefer “erotica,” think that we can’t evade this term so easily).

According to wiki:

“MILF pornography is a genre of pornography in which the actresses are usually women ages 30 to 50 and some of the actresses have started making pornographic movies at 35 and older.[2] Central to the typical MILF narrative is an age-play dynamic of older women and younger lovers.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF_pornography

Oh my God. Only three years left and these definitions will take me out of their combined MILF terminology? Shivering…

I don’t know if the male term coiners will notice my age (because I do my best to conceal it, not in writing as it seems 🙂 ) but I know what I like and what not.

I don’t like being regarded as a serialized porn star, a randomly available receptacle for body fluids of manly lusts. I don’t like being looked at strictly for my body curves. I don’t like being an object. And I think that I’m not the only one. Hey, do men like being used as objects? Mentally balanced men, I mean. Because my man, from time to time, when reaching a low of his ego — associated with a high on giving himself up to me — tells me that he is my slave and that I should treat him likewise. He’s smart enough to play this game with me alone, knowing that I’m the mistress that gives him the best dominant oral sex ever. We use each other as “sexual objects” while we play our love games. Where “love” has a broader meaning than “life” in our particular case. See where I’m driving my horses?

What I like most is being loved and giving back more than the love I get. This permeates way beyond the sexual instincts, even beyond marriage or mothering. In two words, it’s known as “unconditional love.” Stop!, said my conscience, it isn’t “unconditional” love as you put it! Why?, said I. Because you pre-conditioned your “giving back” of love with an initial “love” that must come your way from someone else. Otherwise put: if you love Doris then Doris will love you back. This is “conditional love,” firmly stipulates my conscience. And I have no other choice than to obey.

Sure, I’m not perfect and I have much to learn in order to be a true unconditional lover. But I’m doing my best. I tried with hubby and he declares that “my best” overwhelmed his expectations, that he got back from me much more than he “invested.” I still try “my best” with the kids, educating them and caring for them, and I think that they’ll know to appreciate my efforts. My guessing is that at least the grown ups (confronted with life) already started to figure it out.

Then how about “my best” as an amateur MILF-lover? Honestly, I abuse hubby’s technical talents to promote my online MILF image. He seems to enjoy slaving for me. But I don’t wish my mom or my relatives, or my close friends, or anyone in the village, to find out that I’m an amateur MILF. There’s too much of the traditional drag in our modern society. I had quitted my social status time ago. I can’t say I didn’t moan for that move, just name me one woman who won’t look back with regrets. But I think that I’m happier now, hiding and exposing myself as a MILF, or amateur MILF, rather than defending some highly prized social status.

 

I don’t really need any social status. And still, I don’t know if I like the title of “amateur MILF.” Possibly because I did not invent it. Then what alternative of expression should I pick for my “MILF status?” How about your virtual mistress, an online courtesan playing ONLY in your imagination, sharing her real life experience with you in exchange for your sincere sympathy, exposing her sexuality and expecting your loving admiration. A conditional courtesan, that is.

MILF Doris: nude cougar bunny smiling.

One thought on “MILF? Me? Dunno!

  1. Doris
    I always thought of a Milf as a mother I woul like to fuck but I consider myself to use that term in strictest sense. You are a mother age has nothing to do with that! I would like to fuck knowing you’re not available. In some people’s mind that might mean a place to dump their sperm not in mine. I would have to have a very close relationship with you and you not have a husband and me no wife!

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