How to Cure Indigestion Naturally


New health post by guest blogger Ruddy Adam.

Fix a drink of water, Chlorophyll, and lemon juice. This very safe concoction will knock out indigestion and usually the hiccups in a few minutes. It’s also a wonderful drink to start your day with, before you take your first supplements. Costs very little. Can pick up Chlorophyll at any health food store. We like the one by Nature’s Sunshine. If you don’t have any Chlorophyll, water and lemon juice will often do the job.

If you have indigestion, put the drink in your mouth and chew it (with your mouth closed) as if it’s food, slosh it around a bit, and then swallow. You’ll create zillions of enzymes in your mouth that will head down stream when you swallow to aid your digestion.

Chlorophyll is what causes plants to be green. The darker the green, the more chlorophyll. Chlorophyll badly needs C02 (a substance which the utterly nutjob crazies have demonized) along with water, for plants to carry out photosynthesis—an act that is mandatory for all life to exist, as I’m sure you well know.

To the best of my knowledge, Al Snore does not know about this. Ahem! Perhaps he was dreaming of inventing the Internet when they taught it in his science class. Or, perhaps he was in Vietnam killing North Vietcong. Ha! Oh, yes, that’s right. He went to Harvard! What can we expect?

The formula works like this: 6H2O + 6CO2 —> C6H12O6 + 6O2

The more C02, the more powerful the Chlorophyll. The darker the plant, the more enzymes that Chlorophyll has—and those enzymes are what take care of indigestion and hiccups and several other temporary ailments.

If that won’t work, take some Extra Strength Excedrin! It’ll knock almost anything out! Ha!

For your health: Ruddy Adam

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