Home Porn Ready


This week wasn’t all about books and courses and school. No! I keep these in their own system where I go checking very early in the mornings and last thing before bed.

Monday morning, I interview Don about his sex life and why masturbation makes such a central matter in it. Then he shoots some photos, before I invite him upstairs for a noon quickie. Because I’ve got needs too, and even if I take advantage of his morning wood quite often, that belongs to the penumbra of a silent intimacy. So early in the morning, before anyone in the house wakes up. The noon quickie brings new dimensions to my orgasms, in bright light, and when he behaves (which he does) then I let his camera take snaps of the creampie. Like I allowed him this Monday.

This pair of jeans underwent some cutting and shredding. On popular demand, will shred more.

Tuesday morning, after riding the wood, drinking the warm water with drips of lemon, checking my school site, doing my gym, I welcome Don (he always wakes after me, because he stays late) in the kitchen with the news: today is vacuuming day. No art. Gotta get rid of the spiders.

Wednesday morning, I wake him up and take him with me out of the bedroom, before six, send him to buy some food for the kids while I do my gym, then we eat breakfast, and I mean fast, so that right after the last kid slips out through the gate, I open the drawers and boxes with lingerie and little sexy things. Because Wednesday is dedicated to art!

I cut and shred some Levi’s as a fetish request. Pose for the camera, both indoors and outdoors. Then ask my Fotomann to come in my presence. He suggests a kitchen porn filming between two cameras. I am game. Anyways, I have nothing to do in the kitchen while the stuffed cabbage stew has to stay a bit more in the oven.

Getting my ass ready for filming.

He works above me, grinding my ass, slapping my cheeks, struggling for the fashionable anal creampie. Then the bell rings. Twice. Insistent. Frozen minded, we think that the kids are back earlier from school. Hurriedly, lights off and hidden, cameras off and hidden, pants on, shirts on. Ah, it’s just the neighbor wishing to ask for a little nothing. Oh my, oh my.

Yes, fixing the phone on its tripod. Where should I look? I see no camera in this little thing.

Lights back in place, on. Cameras back in place, on. Don grinds and grinds, tells me the most cretin fantasies (I’ve got accustomed, even if still looking for a pattern over the years). Not long after I engage him in this dystopian dialogue, I feel the sticky stuff, preceded by grunts and moans and typical monkey sounds.

“Good that you came, but–”

“It’s just a prostatic orgasm. Awesome as you hear, but spermless.”

“You came when I’ve caressed your perineum. How cute. Let me have all of you.” And I turn to kneel and suck his dick.

There’s no time left. We gotta wrap all the art up before the kids will come home, according to schedule. Unlike Monday, I’ll leave the white sticky spritz to his nightly online adventures.

“There are echoes and electric waves,” informs me late in the evening, during some chores. Oh well, it should be good for the psyche. I know how well it works for me.

Thursday about sunrise, I ride his wood, then take him with me, to get the kids ready for school, because I’ve got an appointment at the coiffeur. When back, I’ll pose for his camera.

Waiting for you at the door. Open.

Thus concludes the ‘Home Porn Ready’ week, because today I went to school, to the city. Weekends are for learning other things, cultural and artistic nevertheless.


The Interview – about #Metime in Midlife

The Interview — about #Metime in Midlife

Doris: Hi everyone and welcome to our interview! Don, since when do you masturbate?

Don: Now that’s a hard question. Since times immemorial.

Doris: How about your sex life, like with a partner.

Don: Twas in autumn. Only a couple of months after I escaped the paws of a seasoned cougar, who hit on me in the lounge of the hotel, at the seaside.

Doris: How did you manage to escape the predator?

Don: Not the predator, but the temptation. At first, I was really attracted by the idea, by the adventure. I was teen, I was virgin, thinking all the time about sex.

Doris: But you clicked.

Don: Yes, I did. When getting close enough to her face so I could sense the makeup, feel the facade, hit the hairspray. That was like a wake up to reality, because the cougar lady looked very similar to what I’ve seen in porn before. On the other hand, girls my age were, well, fresh, natural, unsophisticated.

Doris: How was your first time?

Don: Handjobs apart, gentle yet not slow, romantic yet not boring, passionate yet not hurried. It was oral. I went down on her, she did the same on me.

Doris: Didn’t you feel the impulse to penetrate her?

Don: In the vagina?, you mean. Oh yes, all the time. But I was hearing my mom in my head: “Don’t get her pregnant!” – all the time. So I penetrated her, but not in the vagina. Later on, we’ve tried anal, with pathetic results. We knew nothing about lubrication back then.

Doris: You sound pretty gay to me.

Don: I am gay in more ways than the current understanding of this term implies. Shakespeare used the word gay of manners not necessarily associated with homosexuality; then Merriam-Webster defines gay, primarily, as happily excited. I indulge in this joie de vivre, in most aspects of life.

Doris: Okay, enough with philosophy. Tell me please, what is the best part of masturbation.

Don: The best part of masturbation is, actually, out of it, beyond it, or after it. The best part of masturbation is talking about it, sharing your sensations, your emotions. Even showing it, if you’ve got the balls.

Doris: I talk, I share, I show. And I’ve got no balls. Uhm–

Don: You’ve got more balls than me. Oftentimes, women have been proven to be braver than men. Besides, you call me a sissy.

Doris: That’s because you want me to call you a sissy. Not because you are. À propos, how much importance would you give to anal masturbation?

Don: There’s more than one can imagine on that venue. Anal masturbation, for once, is required to keep the prostate functional and, from another perspective, if done right, patiently, I’d dare say in a non-sexual way, it may lead to prostate awakening.

Doris: Have you reached that point?

Don: I think I did. A state of wellbeing that has no sexual trigger. It warms and lifts your body out of the blue, even days after you had anal masturbation.

Doris: You sound quite androgynous to me.

Don: The term you are using –androgynous– is a good approximation for a happily married man in his fifties.


Midlife #Metime begins with Doris interviewing Don about his sex life, about the central part that masturbation occupies in it, about how exploratory you can get and why this is good. This compilation about masturbation continues with Don’s sensual moments of anal masturbation, where one should take his time, and be more generous with post processing cuts. 

The camera jumps to catch Doris consuming a couple of her #metime moments. Then we return to Don’s meditating moments. Don’t miss the surprising spurts! Talk, share and show your #metime moments! – this crazy androgynous couple concludes.

 

2 thoughts on “Home Porn Ready

  1. Question for Don does your masturbation involve a hand held shower head teasing and pleasing your sensual spots trying out the different settings. The only thing sweeter would be Doris totally controlling you as she wishes in the shower with you

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